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Wednesday, September 1, 2010
Pikeville, KY

Went to lunch at "Joyce's Diner" a smoke-filled bar that didn't have prices on the stick letter menu board.
Our waitress/cook/hostess/bartender was lovely, lunch not so much. But oh well, our other choices were KFC and "Champs" sports bar (where we went yesterday).
As we stood to pay our bill, I asked the woman,
Me: "So, are you Joyce?"
Her: "No, I'm her daughter... Joyce isn't here anymore"
(Moment of awful silence as I figure out what to say next)
Her: "She had to run to the store. I'm stuck here until 4."
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